Saturday, December 17, 2005

Leviticus-- a guide to mapping the Kinky fantasies of hot women

In Leviticus we find a list of forbidden relationships, note that lesbianism is not one of them. Girl on Girl sex is not forbidden, it is fine. And intuitivly we all know this to be true, lesbianism is cool.

however what about other fantasies the girls have like rape ... it is the most common fantasy women have. Without getting into the theories out there on why women can fantasize about rape, let me jump right into my thesis here that says, one can map out all the kinky things girls like to do by interperting the forbidden relationships as alluding to what girls fantasize about or kinky thigns they do during sex which in this transformation is perfectly kosher.

For example, the prohibition against male homosexuality, implies girls fantasize about anal sex.

The prohibition against sleeping with a dead person, symbolizes girls that enjoy erotic asyphxiation or bondage, because sleep is like death and when we awake we stretch and get unbound and life is something that was breathed into man. So this prohibition transformed in the female psyche implies a permission, a source of inspiration even for trying out erotic asphyxiation or bondage.

The prohibition against sleeping with animals, implies another a permission of a certain fetish-- furries. Where ppl dress up as animals.

The prohibition against father daughter incest implies a common fantasy girls have when they scream daddy.

Therefore these are some very thought provoking examples of mapping the female sexual psyche through leviticus.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Chosen Beer Events

UPCOMING EVENTS

Thursday Dec 29, New York City
The Room's 10th Anniversary Blowout
Sullivan 1/2 block south of Houston
Come celebrate the decade with one of HE'BREW Beer's biggest supporters. Jewbelation on draft with Genesis and Messiah chilling in bottles. Bring your late night stamina.

Thursday Dec 24, New York City
Cutting Room, 19 W.24th Street, New York City (212) 691-1900
Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, Chanukah Eve
Smuggle some latkes between your jelly donuts and join the HE'BREW Happy Hour before the going gets rough, NJGGB style. Call for tickets and details.

Knots and Notch in Teffillin


A few weeks back, a buddy of mine were talking about our teffillin. He picked his up in Israel, and my teffillin hails from from Crown Heights in Brooklyn. We both enjoy the mitzvah of teffillin and
enjoy talking about teffillin. You only buy one set for life. Anyway, he told me something I didn't know that the arm strap has a special knot shaped like a yud that fits into a special notch in the protective case for the arm bound box. I knew there was this notch, but what it was for was lost on me. Indeed, the knot fits perfectly.

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